Cows FAQs

Thus spake Elijah, prophet & scribe, < bgr...@ic.sunysb.edu (Eli 
the bearded) >  in the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs: 


> As maintainer and author of the alt.cows.moo.moo.moo FAQ,
> I refer you to question II.5 of that FAQ. I have included
> the entire FAQ below for your convience.

> Elijah
> ------
> defending the good name of cows everywhere


[...PART I omitted...]


> PART II -- General Information

> II.1: I have heard about/seen/read about/dreamed of/been
>       psychicly informed of cow pictures. How can I get
>      a copy of them?

> Around here we consider these pictures as degrading as poor 
> pornography.  We do not encourage posting of ascii cows and frown 
> upon the massive lists of them being circulated.  If you must get 
> hold of one of these obscene collections, you should ask in 
> alt.ascii-art.  


Ha !  It now seems that we have TWO alt.cows.moo.moo.moo FAQs - the 
new one, previously Unseen, which we have just seen ( by Elijah ) 
and the original FAQ which is now categorised as the Obscene FAQ in 
the new FAQ:


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      *   Alt.COWS.MOO.MOO.MOO   *   FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS   *

                                           __________
          (__)  ,---------.               /          \  (___)
          (oo) | :\/: _  _ \             / |\/|,-.,-  | (o o)
   /-------\/_/  :  :: :: : )           (  |  || || | |_ \ /--------\
  / | ____|| \_  '  '`-'`-'/             \ |  |`-'`-'___\ O||      || \
 *  ||""  ||   \__________/               \_________/      ||----/@||   *
    ^^    ^^                                               ^^      ^^
   Female Cow                                               Male Cow

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Version 3  -  Last updated:  11 December 1994


Q1:  MOO ?

A1:  MOO !


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