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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 4 Sep 2001.
Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy

Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy

Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy"

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 Here at Fuzzball Comix Enterprises,           So in the grand tradition of
 the money hasn't been flowing         /;;;\   FOX Networks, we will do
 into the coffers as we'd have         |O O|  /stupid things in the hopes
 hoped.                                | v | / of amusing you, the viewer!
     \                                 \---/
      \               /\/\\              |
       \_____________ /0 0\             -+-
                      \/\\/             / \
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                                                    I'll go get my giant
                                                    panda suit!
                                              /;;;\     /
                                              |  O|    /
   Well, he will,                             |  v| __/
   at least.                                  \---/
          \           /\/\\                     |
           \_________ \0 0\                    -+/
                      \/\\/                    / \
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LATER... First off, soaking               Ready,
         Small Child in a                 Little Girl?
         delightful mixture                \         /;;;\
         of lighter fluid and       /-"-\   \_______ |O  |
         gasoline and setting       |O O|            |v  |
         her aflame!                | v | -Ready!    \---/
   /\\/\     /                      \---/              |        +-+
   /  0/ ___/                        -+-         -=###-+-       > |
   \/\\/                             / \              / \______/+-+
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                                          Then I will
                              ___         apply the
                             < * \_____   blowtorch! /;;;\
                              \    * -"-\      \     |O  |
                              /     |O O \      \____|v  |
                              \  *    v | \___       \---/
   /\/\\                       \__  \- -      \__      |        +-+
   /  0/                          \____  *   * __-=###-+-       > |
   /\\/\                             / \______/       / \______/+-+
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                *     *
                                  *
                                    *                /;;;\
                                *\   *               |O  |
                                 / *   \      ~      |v  |
                                /_ _\  _      ~      \---/
   \/\\/                       //*/ \#/ |      ~~      |        +-+
   \  0/                      ||   * _*  \_     ~-=###-+-       > |
   \|\/\                     //  *  *  *   \          / \______/+-+
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                                        .            /;;;\
                                                     |O  |
                                     *               |v  |
                                    ;    *           \---/
   \/\/\                         * .   .     .         |        +-+
   \  0/                           ##  #  #      -=###-+-       > |
   /\/\|                       . ###,# ##  #          / \______/+-+
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                             #
                          ,      ,      ; ,  #          #
         Alright! The fire        ;                  /;;;\
         finally got to the                       ;  |O  |
            kerosene!         #    \  |   /  /      #|v  |
               /        #                         .  \---/
   /\/\\      /      #           \  B O O O M  \       |        +-+
   /  0/ ____/             #  ;                  -=###-+-       > |
   /\\/\                            |  /  \  \     ;  / \______/+-+
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                                    "                /;;;\
                               #         ;           |O  |
                                     ;               |-  |
                             ;                       \---/
   /\/\\                                  .            |        +-+
   /  0/             #            #             -=###-+-       > |
   /\\/\               # ;        ,.;;.    #          / \______/+-+
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                            Fuzzball, don't they wear
                            flame-retardant suits on
                            those reality TV shows?  /;;;\
                                               \     |O  |
                               #    "           \___ |-  |
                                         ;           \---/
   /\/\|                             ;                 |        +-+
   /  0/                     ;    #       .     -=###-+-       > |
   \/|/\             # # ;        ,.;;.    #          / \______/+-+
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                                                     /;;;\
                                                     |O  |
         Oh, yeah.                                   |-  |
              /                                      \---/
   /\/|/     /                                         |        +-+
   /  0/ ___/                     # ";          -=###-+-       > |
   /\/|/             # # ;   ; #  ,.;;.  ;.#          / \______/+-+
===========================================================================

The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com

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