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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 5 Sep 2001.
Re: Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy

Re: Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy

I didn't like that one, hope it gets your ratings up though.

In article <9112A61E3planktonprince@207.115.63.150>, Eurakarte says...
>
>Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
>More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
>Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy"
>
>===========================================================================
>
> Here at Fuzzball Comix Enterprises,           So in the grand tradition of
> the money hasn't been flowing         /;;;\   FOX Networks, we will do
> into the coffers as we'd have         |O O|  /stupid things in the hopes
> hoped.                                | v | / of amusing you, the viewer!
>     \                                 \---/
>      \               /\/\\              |
>       \_____________ /0 0\             -+-
>                      \/\\/             / \
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                                    I'll go get my giant
>                                                    panda suit!
>                                              /;;;\     /
>                                              |  O|    /
>   Well, he will,                             |  v| __/
>   at least.                                  \---/
>          \           /\/\\                     |
>           \_________ \0 0\                    -+/
>                      \/\\/                    / \
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>LATER... First off, soaking               Ready,
>         Small Child in a                 Little Girl?
>         delightful mixture                \         /;;;\
>         of lighter fluid and       /-"-\   \_______ |O  |
>         gasoline and setting       |O O|            |v  |
>         her aflame!                | v | -Ready!    \---/
>   /\\/\     /                      \---/              |        +-+
>   /  0/ ___/                        -+-         -=###-+-       > |
>   \/\\/                             / \              / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                          Then I will
>                              ___         apply the
>                             < * \_____   blowtorch! /;;;\
>                              \    * -"-\      \     |O  |
>                              /     |O O \      \____|v  |
>                              \  *    v | \___       \---/
>   /\/\\                       \__  \- -      \__      |        +-+
>   /  0/                          \____  *   * __-=###-+-       > |
>   /\\/\                             / \______/       / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                *     *
>                                  *
>                                    *                /;;;\
>                                *\   *               |O  |
>                                 / *   \      ~      |v  |
>                                /_ _\  _      ~      \---/
>   \/\\/                       //*/ \#/ |      ~~      |        +-+
>   \  0/                      ||   * _*  \_     ~-=###-+-       > |
>   \|\/\                     //  *  *  *   \          / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>                                        .            /;;;\
>                                                     |O  |
>                                     *               |v  |
>                                    ;    *           \---/
>   \/\/\                         * .   .     .         |        +-+
>   \  0/                           ##  #  #      -=###-+-       > |
>   /\/\|                       . ###,# ##  #          / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                             #
>                          ,      ,      ; ,  #          #
>         Alright! The fire        ;                  /;;;\
>         finally got to the                       ;  |O  |
>            kerosene!         #    \  |   /  /      #|v  |
>               /        #                         .  \---/
>   /\/\\      /      #           \  B O O O M  \       |        +-+
>   /  0/ ____/             #  ;                  -=###-+-       > |
>   /\\/\                            |  /  \  \     ;  / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>                                    "                /;;;\
>                               #         ;           |O  |
>                                     ;               |-  |
>                             ;                       \---/
>   /\/\\                                  .            |        +-+
>   /  0/             #            #             -=###-+-       > |
>   /\\/\               # ;        ,.;;.    #          / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                            Fuzzball, don't they wear
>                            flame-retardant suits on
>                            those reality TV shows?  /;;;\
>                                               \     |O  |
>                               #    "           \___ |-  |
>                                         ;           \---/
>   /\/\|                             ;                 |        +-+
>   /  0/                     ;    #       .     -=###-+-       > |
>   \/|/\             # # ;        ,.;;.    #          / \______/+-+
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>                                                     /;;;\
>                                                     |O  |
>         Oh, yeah.                                   |-  |
>              /                                      \---/
>   /\/|/     /                                         |        +-+
>   /  0/ ___/                     # ";          -=###-+-       > |
>   /\/|/             # # ;   ; #  ,.;;.  ;.#          / \______/+-+
>===========================================================================
>
>The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
>The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
>----------------------------------------
>//Eurakarte
>Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
>http://eurakarte.com

~J~

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