Colin The Owl
From mr_twig <mr_...@colintheowl.com>
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· 23 Aug 2004 16:21 · View full thread
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I don't think any of you will have seen these before, if you have then
sorry! They're from http://www.colintheowl.com, which is a pretty new
site in the world of ASCII. Hope you enjoy the cartoons! The site
contains 30 Colin The Owl cartoons, and a few Derren Brown's School
Days episodes - more to come!
COLIN THE OWL
~~
Hi Colin, what you doing down 00
by the lake? Taking a moment \/ __
of quiet contemplation,-------- || / /
away from the frantic pace of ||__/ /
modern so-called 'life'? / ___ |
^_^ | / |
/o~o\ ---- Nah. I just drowned one | / |
/ v \ of your cousins in here. \____/
/ / \ \ | |
\ / | |
-\ "' "' /-----\ | |
-----------/ \ /| /|
"' "' \ oo oo
/ \ \---------------------------
\ \ / / oo oo
\ n / \| \|
---------------------------------------------------
)___
Just making sure he )O \ __
/doesn't bob up to --- V|| / /
/ the surface. / ||__/ /
/ / / ___ |
^_^ / / | / |
/o~o\ Cool.---- | / |
/ v \ \____/
/ / \ \ | |
\ / | |
-\ "' "' /-----\ | |
-----------/ \ /| /|
"' "' \ oo oo
/ \ \---------------------------
\ \ / / oo oo
\ n / \| \|
-----------------------END-------------------------
COLIN THE OWL
----------- /---\
--Oh Jesus! What the---? / ___ \ |oo-|\
/ / / __|| \ |---| \
/ / / / || \--/ \
/ Colin, I have come to / || || |------- \
/ claim your soul. Come/ \| {---| _____ \
/ with me now, there \ {__| / / |
| can be no second chances || |/ / | |
\ || | | |\
\ ^_^ || | /| | \
\/o~o\ || | / | / \
/ v \ || | / | / |
/ / \ \ || |/ | / |
\ / || /----|/-\ |
"' "' -- / -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
There must be something I
can do! How about a blowjob?
| ___
| That won't save you /---\
| this time. ___ ----- |oo-|\
| / __|| |---| \
| / / || \--/ \
| || || |------- \
| \| {---| _____ \ Hyuk ---- (o)(o)
^_^ \ {__| / / | hyuk! @ <> @
/o~o\ || |/ / | | ====
/ v \ || | | |\ /\
/ / \ \ || | /| | \ >||<
\ / || | / | / \ ||
"' "' || | / | / | LL
|| |/ | / |
|| /----|/-\ |
-- / -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
___
/---\ ------------
/|-oo| / ___ \
/ |---|/ ||__ \ --Oh, WHAT?
/ \--/ || \ \
/ -------| || ||
/ _____ |---} |/ I could see
| \ \ |__} / your pants.
| | \ \| || \
/| | | || \ (o)(o)
/ | |\ | || ------@ <> @
/ \ | \ | || ====
| \ | \ | || /\
| \ | \| || >||<
| /-\|----\ || ||
----- \ -- LL
-------------------------------END----------------------------------
DERREN BROWN'S SCHOOL DAYS
|~~|
| |
Derren, out of my way! |00|
/I'm bursting for the |< |
/ toilet! Quick! ---\O /
| / #/
| / / \
| No, wait... look / || ||
| into my eyes. / || ||
| You don't need to || ||
~~~~ go to the toilet. || ||
/ O You do NOT need VV VV
|@ C the toilet. ====
| | | |
\ <---Yeah, that's right. | | |
\__/ I don't even slightly | | |
/ \ need to go anymore! | | |
| || | | |
| || __| | |
| || |_ __| |
| || |____|
------------------------------------------
|~~|
ARGH! I pissed my pants! | |
I'll get you for this, |00|
Derren Brown! |< |
| -----\- /
| / #/
| / / \
| / || ||
| Heh. I love/ || ||
| doing that. || ||
~~~~ | || ||
/ O | VV VV
|@ C | ====
| | / | |
\ 0/ | | |
\__/ | | |
/ \ | | |
| || | | |
| || __| | |
| || |_ __| |
| || |____|
--------------------END-------------------
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