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Colin The Owl

Colin The Owl

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 23 Aug 2004 - 31 Aug 2004
mr_twig <mr_...@colintheowl.com> ASCII art 23 Aug 2004 16:21 · permalink · report
I don't think any of you will have seen these before, if you have then
sorry!  They're from http://www.colintheowl.com, which is a pretty new
site in the world of ASCII.  Hope you enjoy the cartoons!  The site
contains 30 Colin The Owl cartoons, and a few Derren Brown's School
Days episodes - more to come!

COLIN THE OWL
                                          ~~
          Hi Colin, what you doing down   00
          by the lake? Taking a moment    \/    __
          of quiet contemplation,-------- ||   / /
          away from the frantic pace of   ||__/ /
          modern so-called 'life'?       / ___ |
     ^_^                                 |   / |
    /o~o\ ---- Nah. I just drowned one   |  /  |
   /  v  \     of your cousins in here.  \____/
  / /   \ \                               |  |
    \   /                                 |  |
-\  "' "'     /-----\                     |  |
  -----------/       \                   /| /|
    "' "'             \                  oo oo
    /   \              \---------------------------
  \ \   / /                              oo oo
   \  n  /                               \| \|
---------------------------------------------------

                                       )___
             Just making sure he       )O  \    __
            /doesn't bob up to      ---  V||   / /
           / the surface.          /      ||__/ /
          /                       /      / ___ |
     ^_^ /                       /       |   / |
    /o~o\               Cool.----        |  /  |
   /  v  \                               \____/
  / /   \ \                               |  |
    \   /                                 |  |
-\  "' "'     /-----\                     |  |
  -----------/       \                   /| /|
    "' "'             \                  oo oo
    /   \              \---------------------------
  \ \   / /                              oo oo
   \  n  /                               \| \|
-----------------------END-------------------------





COLIN THE OWL
                                         -----------   /---\
         --Oh Jesus! What the---?       /  ___      \  |oo-|\
        /                              /  / __||     \ |---| \
       /                              /  / /  ||        \--/  \
      /        Colin, I have come to /   ||   || |-------      \
     /         claim your soul. Come/    \|  {---|  _____       \
    /          with me now, there         \   {__| /   /        |
   |           can be no second chances       || |/   /    |    |
   \                                          ||      |    |    |\
    \  ^_^                                    ||      |   /|    | \
     \/o~o\                                   ||      |  / |   /   \
     /  v  \                                  ||      | /  |  /    |
    / /   \ \                                 ||      |/   | /     |
      \   /                                   ||      /----|/-\    |
      "' "'                                   --           /   -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
    There must be something I
    can do! How about a blowjob?
    |                            ___
    |  That won't save you      /---\
    |  this time.   ___   ----- |oo-|\
    |              / __||       |---| \
    |             / /  ||        \--/  \
    |             ||   || |-------      \
    |             \|  {---|  _____       \    Hyuk ---- (o)(o)
   ^_^             \   {__| /   /        |     hyuk!   @  <>  @
  /o~o\                || |/   /    |    |               ====
 /  v  \               ||      |    |    |\               /\
/ /   \ \              ||      |   /|    | \             >||<
  \   /                ||      |  / |   /   \             ||
  "' "'                ||      | /  |  /    |             LL
                       ||      |/   | /     |
                       ||      /----|/-\    |
                       --           /   -----
--------------------------------------------------------------------
                    ___
                   /---\  ------------
                  /|-oo| /       ___  \
                 / |---|/      ||__ \  --Oh, WHAT?
                /  \--/        ||  \ \
               /      -------| ||   ||
              /       _____  |---}  |/    I could see
              |        \   \ |__}   /     your pants.
              |    |    \   \| ||               \
             /|    |    |      ||                \       (o)(o)
            / |    |\   |      ||                 ------@  <>  @
           /   \   | \  |      ||                         ====
           |    \  |  \ |      ||                          /\
           |     \ |   \|      ||                         >||<
           |    /-\|----\      ||                          ||
           -----   \           --                          LL
-------------------------------END----------------------------------




DERREN BROWN'S SCHOOL DAYS
                                    |~~|
                                    |  |
        Derren, out of my way!      |00|
       /I'm bursting for the        |< |
      / toilet! Quick!           ---\O /
     |                          /    #/
     |                         /    /  \
     |       No, wait... look /    ||  ||
     |       into my eyes.   /     ||  ||
     |       You don't need to     ||  ||
  ~~~~       go to the toilet.     ||  ||
 /   O       You do NOT need       VV  VV
 |@   C      the toilet.            ====
 |    |                            |   |
 \    <---Yeah, that's right.      | | |
  \__/    I don't even slightly    | | |
  /  \    need to go anymore!      | | |
 |   ||                            | | |
 |   ||                          __| | |
 |   ||                         |_ __| |
 |   ||                           |____|
------------------------------------------
                                    |~~|
         ARGH! I pissed my pants!   |  |
         I'll get you for this,     |00|
         Derren Brown!              |< |
         |                     -----\- /
         |                    /      #/
         |                   /      /  \
         |                  /      ||  ||
         |      Heh. I love/       ||  ||
         |      doing that.        ||  ||
  ~~~~   |                         ||  ||
 /   O   |                         VV  VV
 |@   C  |                          ====
 |    | /                          |   |
 \    0/                           | | |
  \__/                             | | |
  /  \                             | | |
 |   ||                            | | |
 |   ||                          __| | |
 |   ||                         |_ __| |
 |   ||                           |____|
--------------------END-------------------

mr_twig <mr_...@colintheowl.com> ASCII art 26 Aug 2004 08:29 · permalink · report
Any feedback on my stupid cartoons?  Good or bad, I can take it!

Anyone?  Oh go on, they're not that bad!  Look, here's another one:

----------------------COLIN-THE-OWL----------------------------------
                                                              ______
                                                             |  __  |
        __ What are you doing hanging around                 | /  \ |
       /   next to the clock in the train                    | \__/ |
      /    station? It's not a lame set-up                   |      |
     /     for another one of your 'wacky'                   |      |
  (o)(o)   adventures is it?                                 |      |
 @  <>  @                                            ^_^     |      |
   ====             Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\    |      |
    /\              arranged to meet someone       /  V  \   |      |
   >||<             here who I met through        / /   \ \  |      |
    ||              the lonely-hearts pages         \   /    |      |
    LL              of 'Wildlife News'.             "' "'    |______|
---------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                              ______
                       What are you doing here anyway?       |  __  |
                                                    \        | /  \ |
           -Cottaging. But that's not important.     \       | \__/ |
          / How will you recognise her?               |      |      |
         /                                            |      |      |
  (o)(o)/        Well she said I'd know because       |      |      |
 @  <>  @        of her deep blue eyes, and she'd    ^_^     |      |
   ====          be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\    |      |
    /\                                             /  V  \   |      |
   >||<                                           / /   \ \  |      |
    ||                                              \   /    |      |
    LL                                              "' "'    |______|
---------------------------------------------------------------------
           ---And also because she's a
          /   f*cking huge male crab?
         /                                 ______
  (o)(o)/    Sh*t. I wondered what FHMC   /      \
 @  <>  @    meant in the advert.         | O  O |
   ====       |                           |      |
    /\        |       OWL=SEXXUS?-------- \ \__/ /
   >||<       |                            \     |
    ||        |       _______               \    |             _______
    LL       ^_^       \___  \_              |   |           _/  ___/
            /o~o\          \   \             /   /          /   /
           /  V  \        _/    \           /   /          /    \_
          / /   \ \     _/_____  \     ____/   /_____     /  _____\_
            \   /              \  \___/              \___/  /
            "' "'               \_____|          <@> |_____/
                                      |           |  |
                                     /\              /\
                                    / /\            /\ \
                                   / /  \__________/  \ \
                                   | |    / /  \ \    | |
                                   | |   / /    \ \   | |
                                   | |   | |    | |   | |
                                   / \   / \    / \   / \
                                  / | \ / | \  / | \ / | \
                                  |/ \| |/ \|  |/ \| |/ \|
---------------------------------END---------------------------------

Look at http://www.colintheowl.com for more!  Coming soon: the Colin
The Owl Theme Tune!

drax <dra...@hotmail.com> 26 Aug 2004 11:00 · permalink · report
"mr_twig" <mr_...@colintheowl.com> wrote in message
news:4de...@posting.google.com...
> Any feedback on my stupid cartoons?  Good or bad, I can take it!
>
> Anyone?  Oh go on, they're not that bad!  Look, here's another one:
>
> ----------------------COLIN-THE-OWL----------------------------------
>                                                               ______
>                                                              |  __  |
>         __ What are you doing hanging around                 | /  \ |
>        /   next to the clock in the train                    | \__/ |
>       /    station? It's not a lame set-up                   |      |
>      /     for another one of your 'wacky'                   |      |
>   (o)(o)   adventures is it?                                 |      |
>  @  <>  @                                            ^_^     |      |
>    ====             Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\    |      |
>     /\              arranged to meet someone       /  V  \   |      |
>    >||<             here who I met through        / /   \ \  |      |
>     ||              the lonely-hearts pages         \   /    |      |
>     LL              of 'Wildlife News'.             "' "'    |______|
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                                               ______
>                        What are you doing here anyway?       |  __  |
>                                                     \        | /  \ |
>            -Cottaging. But that's not important.     \       | \__/ |
>           / How will you recognise her?               |      |      |
>          /                                            |      |      |
>   (o)(o)/        Well she said I'd know because       |      |      |
>  @  <>  @        of her deep blue eyes, and she'd    ^_^     |      |
>    ====          be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\    |      |
>     /\                                             /  V  \   |      |
>    >||<                                           / /   \ \  |      |
>     ||                                              \   /    |      |
>     LL                                              "' "'    |______|
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>            ---And also because she's a
>           /   f*cking huge male crab?
>          /                                 ______
>   (o)(o)/    Sh*t. I wondered what FHMC   /      \
>  @  <>  @    meant in the advert.         | O  O |
>    ====       |                           |      |
>     /\        |       OWL=SEXXUS?-------- \ \__/ /
>    >||<       |                            \     |
>     ||        |       _______               \    |             _______
>     LL       ^_^       \___  \_              |   |           _/  ___/
>             /o~o\          \   \             /   /          /   /
>            /  V  \        _/    \           /   /          /    \_
>           / /   \ \     _/_____  \     ____/   /_____     /  _____\_
>             \   /              \  \___/              \___/  /
>             "' "'               \_____|          <@> |_____/
>                                       |           |  |
>                                      /\              /\
>                                     / /\            /\ \
>                                    / /  \__________/  \ \
>                                    | |    / /  \ \    | |
>                                    | |   / /    \ \   | |
>                                    | |   | |    | |   | |
>                                    / \   / \    / \   / \
>                                   / | \ / | \  / | \ / | \
>                                   |/ \| |/ \|  |/ \| |/ \|
> ---------------------------------END---------------------------------
>
> Look at http://www.colintheowl.com for more!  Coming soon: the Colin
> The Owl Theme Tune!


I like it.  It didn't make me LOL, but it was funny.

drax

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 26 Aug 2004 11:45 · permalink · report
mr_...@colintheowl.com (mr_twig) wrote:
>Any feedback on my stupid cartoons?  Good or bad, I can take it!
>
>Anyone?  Oh go on, they're not that bad!  Look, here's another one:
>
>----------------------COLIN-THE-OWL----------------------------------
>                                                              ______
>                                                             |  __  |
>        __ What are you doing hanging around                 | /  \ |
>       /   next to the clock in the train                    | \__/ |
>      /    station? It's not a lame set-up                   |      |
>     /     for another one of your 'wacky'                   |      |
>  (o)(o)   adventures is it?                                 |      |
> @  <>  @                                            ^_^     |      |
>   ====             Well yes. Yes it is. I've------ /o~o\    |      |
>    /\              arranged to meet someone       /  V  \   |      |
>   >||<             here who I met through        / /   \ \  |      |
>    ||              the lonely-hearts pages         \   /    |      |
>    LL              of 'Wildlife News'.             "' "'    |______|
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                                              ______
>                       What are you doing here anyway?       |  __  |
>                                                    \        | /  \ |
>           -Cottaging. But that's not important.     \       | \__/ |
>          / How will you recognise her?               |      |      |
>         /                                            |      |      |
>  (o)(o)/        Well she said I'd know because       |      |      |
> @  <>  @        of her deep blue eyes, and she'd    ^_^     |      |
>   ====          be wearing a carnation. ---------- /o~o\    |      |
>    /\                                             /  V  \   |      |
>   >||<                                           / /   \ \  |      |
>    ||                                              \   /    |      |
>    LL                                              "' "'    |______|
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>           ---And also because she's a
>          /   f*cking huge male crab?
>         /                                 ______
>  (o)(o)/    Sh*t. I wondered what FHMC   /      \
> @  <>  @    meant in the advert.         | O  O |
>   ====       |                           |      |
>    /\        |       OWL=SEXXUS?-------- \ \__/ /
>   >||<       |                            \     |
>    ||        |       _______               \    |             _______
>    LL       ^_^       \___  \_              |   |           _/  ___/
>            /o~o\          \   \             /   /          /   /
>           /  V  \        _/    \           /   /          /    \_
>          / /   \ \     _/_____  \     ____/   /_____     /  _____\_
>            \   /              \  \___/              \___/  /
>            "' "'               \_____|          <@> |_____/
>                                      |           |  |
>                                     /\              /\
>                                    / /\            /\ \
>                                   / /  \__________/  \ \
>                                   | |    / /  \ \    | |
>                                   | |   / /    \ \   | |
>                                   | |   | |    | |   | |
>                                   / \   / \    / \   / \
>                                  / | \ / | \  / | \ / | \
>                                  |/ \| |/ \|  |/ \| |/ \|
>---------------------------------END---------------------------------
>
>Look at http://www.colintheowl.com for more!  Coming soon: the Colin
>The Owl Theme Tune!

Haha. What's cottaging?
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mr_twig <mr_...@colintheowl.com> ASCII art 31 Aug 2004 09:18 · permalink · report
> Haha. What's cottaging?

'Cottaging' is the practice of meeting strangers in order to
participate in gay sex.  Er, someone told me.

Anyway, here's the follow-up:


         Hey Colin! How did your date go?
         /
  (o)(o)/   Well at first I thought I'd cancel,
 @  <>  @   but then I thought 'I can get him----- ^_^
   ====     to pay for my meal!'. Stupid crab!    /o~o\
    /\                                           /  V  \
   >||<                                         / /   \ \
    ||                                            \   /
    LL                                            "' "'
---------------------------------------------------------
          --- So are you two going to be seeing
         /    each other again?
  (o)(o)/
 @  <>  @       No. He was a handsome crab...      ^_^
   ====         But I still can't get the-------- /o~o\
    /\          taste of crab paste out of       /  V  \
   >||<         the back of my throat.          / /   \ \
    ||                                            \   /
    LL                                            "' "'
---------------------------------------------------------
     (-)(')
    @  <>  @ ----- I feel sick                     ^_^
      ====                                        /o~o\
       /\                                        /  V  \
      >||<                                      / /   \ \
       ||                                         \   /
       LL                                         "' "'
---------------------------------END---------------------

Ant <no...@home.today> 31 Aug 2004 21:51 · permalink · report
"mr_twig" wrote...
>> Haha. What's cottaging?
>
> 'Cottaging' is the practice of meeting strangers in order to
> participate in gay sex.  Er, someone told me.

Interesting factoid:

Public lavatories (popular meeting places for those of the homosexual
persuasion) in British parks were often built to look like small
cottages. That's where the name comes from - allegedly.

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