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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 3 Mar 2011.
Re: TSA Lies To Justify Illegal Train Station Grope-Down

Re: TSA Lies To Justify Illegal Train Station Grope-Down

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In alt.dev.null, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>           TROLL-O-METER
> 
>            5*    6*   *7
>       4*                  *8
>    3*                        *9
>   2*                          *10
>  1*              |             *stuporous
>  0*             -*-            *catatonic
>   *              |\            *comatose
>    *               \          *clinical death
>     *               \        *biological death
>       *             _\/    *demonic apparition
>           *     *     *damned for all eternity
> 

Nice guage. I'd make it a bit rounder:

            TROLL-O-METER

                  6
           5      .      7
       4    .           . 
        .                   . 8
   3 .                         . 9
                                  
  2 .                           . 10
                                                          
 1 .                             . stuporous
                  ,                                       
  0 .            -*-            . catatonic
                  '              
     .            |            . comatose
                  |          
        '         |         ' clinical death
            .     V     . 
                  .       demonic apparition
                  damned for all eternity
 
Elijah
------
was tempted to change some of the labels

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Subject: Re: TSA Lies To Justify Illegal Train Station Grope-Down
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