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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Mar 2011.
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TSA Lies To Justify Illegal Train Station Grope-Down

TSA Lies To Justify Illegal Train Station Grope-Down

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 3 Mar 2011 - 8 Mar 2011
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In alt.dev.null, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>           TROLL-O-METER
> 
>            5*    6*   *7
>       4*                  *8
>    3*                        *9
>   2*                          *10
>  1*              |             *stuporous
>  0*             -*-            *catatonic
>   *              |\            *comatose
>    *               \          *clinical death
>     *               \        *biological death
>       *             _\/    *demonic apparition
>           *     *     *damned for all eternity
> 

Nice guage. I'd make it a bit rounder:

            TROLL-O-METER

                  6
           5      .      7
       4    .           . 
        .                   . 8
   3 .                         . 9
                                  
  2 .                           . 10
                                                          
 1 .                             . stuporous
                  ,                                       
  0 .            -*-            . catatonic
                  '              
     .            |            . comatose
                  |          
        '         |         ' clinical death
            .     V     . 
                  .       demonic apparition
                  damned for all eternity
 
Elijah
------
was tempted to change some of the labels

On Thu, 3 Mar 2011 21:07:28 +0000 (UTC), Eli the Bearded
<*@eli.users.panix.com> wrote:

>[Follow-ups set to alt.ascii-art]
>
>In alt.dev.null, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
>>           TROLL-O-METER
>> 
>>            5*    6*   *7
>>       4*                  *8
>>    3*                        *9
>>   2*                          *10
>>  1*              |             *stuporous
>>  0*             -*-            *catatonic
>>   *              |\            *comatose
>>    *               \          *clinical death
>>     *               \        *biological death
>>       *             _\/    *demonic apparition
>>           *     *     *damned for all eternity
>> 
>
>Nice guage. I'd make it a bit rounder:
>
>            TROLL-O-METER
>
>                  6
>           5      .      7
>       4    .           . 
>        .                   . 8
>   3 .                         . 9
>                                  
>  2 .                           . 10
>                                                          
> 1 .                             . stuporous
>                  ,                                       
>  0 .            -*-            . catatonic
>                  '              
>     .            |            . comatose
>                  |          
>        '         |         ' clinical death
>            .     V     . 
>                  .       demonic apparition
>                  damned for all eternity
> 
>Elijah
>------
>was tempted to change some of the labels




                TARD-O-METER

                      6*
             5*               *7

        4*                          *8
 
     3*                                 *9 Gullible


   2*                                      *10 Infantile


  1*                   |                       * Feebleminded


 0*                   -*-                        * Stupid


  *                    |\                        * Idiotic


   *                       \                    * Moronic

     *                       \                * Retarded

        *                      \           * Severely Retarded

            *                   _\/    * Trektard

                  *            * Obama-bot
                        *

"MrSpook" <nev...@home.world> wrote in message
news:l17...@4ax.com...
>
>
>                 TARD-O-METER
>
>                       6*
>              5*               *7
>
>         4*                          *8
>
>      3*                                 *9 Gullible
>
>
>    2*                                      *10 Infantile
>
>
>   1*                   |                       * Feebleminded
>
>
>  0*                   -*-                        * Stupid
>
>
>   *                    |\                        * Idiotic
>
>
>    *                       \                    * Moronic
>
>      *                       \                * Retarded
>
>         *                      \           * Severely Retarded
>
>             *                   _\/    * Trektard
>
>                   *            * Obama-bot
>                         *

It's good to see you do know exactly what you are ... just a pity that you
know absolutely nothing else.   :-\

lol

Your Name wrote:

> "MrSpook" <nev...@home.world> wrote in message
> news:l17...@4ax.com...
> >
> >
> >                 TARD-O-METER
> >
> >                       6*
> >              5*               *7
> >
> >         4*                          *8
> >
> >      3*                                 *9 Gullible
> >
> >
> >    2*                                      *10 Infantile
> >
> >
> >   1*                   |                       * Feebleminded
> >
> >
> >  0*                   -*-                        * Stupid
> >
> >
> >   *                    |\                        * Idiotic
> >
> >
> >    *                       \                    * Moronic
> >
> >      *                       \                * Retarded
> >
> >         *                      \           * Severely Retarded
> >
> >             *                   _\/    * Trektard
> >
> >                   *            * Obama-bot
> >                         *
>
> It's good to see you do know exactly what you are ... just a pity that you
> know absolutely nothing else.   :-\

lol

Your Name wrote:

> "MrSpook" <nev...@home.world> wrote in message
> news:l17...@4ax.com...
> >
> >
> >                 TARD-O-METER
> >
> >                       6*
> >              5*               *7
> >
> >         4*                          *8
> >
> >      3*                                 *9 Gullible
> >
> >
> >    2*                                      *10 Infantile
> >
> >
> >   1*                   |                       * Feebleminded
> >
> >
> >  0*                   -*-                        * Stupid
> >
> >
> >   *                    |\                        * Idiotic
> >
> >
> >    *                       \                    * Moronic
> >
> >      *                       \                * Retarded
> >
> >         *                      \           * Severely Retarded
> >
> >             *                   _\/    * Trektard
> >
> >                   *            * Obama-bot
> >                         *
>
> It's good to see you do know exactly what you are ... just a pity that you
> know absolutely nothing else.   :-\

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