Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
From Peter Punk <ppu...@damnspam.chello.nl>
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· 20 Jun 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:32:50 +0500, Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net> provoked the following text: >> >Too bad my Russian isn't good enough to make a conversation :-) >> >The only words i know are: >> >- Da >> >- Nyet >> >- Wodka >> >- Borsht >> >- Na Zdrovye >> >- Tovarish >> >Just enough to make friends in a bar :-))) >I wish My English were good enough to make such >conversations in English, but alas! I need more >practice yet.. And practice makes perfect :-)) >Here is an addition to your dictionary. When your >russian buddy is depressed or blaming his bad luck >or talks sorrowly, you may tell him/her: > >A komou shchas leghko! > >It's idiomatic phrase, very different by it's means, >usually makes the person stop crying and start smiling.. Okay.... And what does it mean exactly? >> Russian is easy, you just add -ski to the end of things. Sorta like >> replacing "i" with "ji" to translate something into Vjikjing. >You know, even I didn't understand how to speak Russian >from your instruction.. Would you give some samples, probably? Whisky, waterski, krasnapolski.... :-))) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation "For an adequate time call 555-3321"
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,54ee0ec849f05197 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: ppu...@damnspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) Subject: Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody) Date: 2000/06/20 Message-ID: <l19...@4ax.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 636966982 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: <394...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> <13d...@4ax.com> <394...@news.concentric.net> <b1p...@4ax.com> <394...@2die4.com> <394...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> <2eg...@4ax.com> <394...@netscape.net> <vdu...@4ax.com> <UTp...@4ax.com> <394...@netscape.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Complaints-To: abu...@chello.nl X-Trace: flipper 961537581 213.46.113.192 (Tue, 20 Jun 2000 23:46:21 MET DST) Organization: Total Disorganisation MIME-Version: 1.0 NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 23:46:21 MET DST Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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