Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
From Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net>
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· 19 Jun 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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Bateau wrote: > On Sun, 18 Jun 2000 16:34:38 GMT ppu...@damnspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk) > wrote: > >>But these two NGs are in Russian, so > >>you can still bet on English-language > >>NGs.. ;)) > >Too bad my Russian isn't good enough to make a conversation :-) > >The only words i know are: > >- Da > >- Nyet > >- Wodka > >- Borsht > >- Na Zdrovye > >- Tovarish > >Just enough to make friends in a bar :-))) I wish My English were good enough to make such conversations in English, but alas! I need more practice yet.. Here is an addition to your dictionary. When your russian buddy is depressed or blaming his bad luck or talks sorrowly, you may tell him/her: A komou shchas leghko! It's idiomatic phrase, very different by it's means, usually makes the person stop crying and start smiling.. > Russian is easy, you just add -ski to the end of things. Sorta like > replacing "i" with "ji" to translate something into Vjikjing. You know, even I didn't understand how to speak Russian from your instruction.. Would you give some samples, probably? ------------- || ------------------------------------------------------------------ /||\ mailto: ad at nu point umn point ru ***coitus*ergo*sum*** ___________/ || \_________________________________________________________________ \__________/ || \_____ ___ ___ __ ___ ___ _______\ \_________/ | || | \___( ____\_( __ \_( __ \_\ \__\ \_( __ \______\ \________/ /| || |\ \___\ (_______\ (__) )_\ (__\ \_\ \__\ \_\ (__) )_____\ \_______/ /_| || |_\ \___\ \_(_ \_\ __ \__\ \__\ \_\ \__\ \_\ ___/______\ \______/ /__| || |__\ \___\ \__) \_\ \_`\ \_\ \__) \_\ \__) \_\ \___ __\ \_____/ /__ | |'_____\ \___\ )_\ )__\ )_\ )_\ )_\ )__(TM)__\ \____/ || || \__________________________________________________________\ \ /______||_||_________\ \
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