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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 11 Apr 2005.
Li'l Bastard #7
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 | LI'L BASTARD THROUGH |          || :
 | THE LOOKING GLASS... |          || :
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__________________.                || :
.----------------.|                || :.
|  !!            ||                ||
|()!!            ||                ||()
|. !! ?kcuf eht t|| What the fuck? || ..
|: !! regnagelppo|| a doppleganger || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!       !    ||        !       || :
|: !!     /6 6\  ||      /9 9\     || :
|: !!,-__(  o  ) ||     (  o  )__-.|| :.
|  !/    /\___/\ ||     /\___/\    \|
|,_-\  \/ /__/\ \||    / /\__\ \/  /-_.
!________________!|    \mm   mm/\______\
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                                   || ..
  What's this? Some kind of force  || :
  field perhaps?                   || :
                                   || :
                                   || :
        and the little bastard     || :
         mocks my every move!      || :
                                   || :
__________________.                || :
.----------------.|                || :.
|  !!            ||                ||
|()!!            ||                ||()
|. !!            ||                || ..
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!       /    ||     \          || :
|: !!     /. .\ KLNK! /. .\        || :
|: !!,-__(  ~  ) ||  (  ~  )__-.   || :.
|  !/    /\___/\_|B__/\___/\    \  ||
|,_-\  \/ /__/\__||\__/\__\ \/  /-_||
!________________!|       mm/\______\___
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                                   || ..
   Okay, what's the deal buddy?    || :
                                   || :
             Well...?              || :
                                   || :
  I see... it's like that, is it?  || :
   Well taste my fist, Evil one!   || :
                                   || :
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|  !!            ||                ||
|()!!            ||                ||()
|. !!            ||                || ..
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!            ||                || :
|: !!       ,    ||     ,          || :
|: !!     /   \ KRAK! /   \        || :
|: !!,-__( `_' ) ||  ( `_' )__-.   || :.
|  !/    /\___/\(||B)/\___/\    \  ||
|,_-\  \/ /__/\__||\__/\__\ \/  /-_||
!________________!|       mm/\______\___
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                                   || ..
   AAAAAIIIIIEEE!!! the horror!    || :
                                   || :
  Countless eyes stare back at me  || :
   from eldritch dimensions that   || :
   mortal man should never gaze    || :
   upon, lest he go mad with the   || :
     sheer terror of it all!!!     || :
__________________.                || :
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|%%%    ?    @ @ ||    Shit! my    ||
| %%_, @ @  `,o  ||     hand's     ||()
|_.  \  o  ? \   ||    bleeding    || ..
|  \_   `/@ @ \/ ||      too!      || :
|   ? >  \ o  /  ||                || :
|  @ @\   \ %% ? ||                || :
| _ o  %%  %% @ @||                || :
|  \  %%%%%%  \  ||     ?          || :
| ? %%%%%%%%%? %%||   /@ @\        || :
|@ @ %%%%%% @ @ %||  (  o  )__-.   || :.
| o %%? \  %%%   ||&&/\___/\    \  ||
|  % @ @/   `%_. ||\__/\__\ \/  /-_||
!________________!|       mm/\______\___
------------------'""""""""""""""""""LD8


I was going to apologize for the decline in quality, but then I looked
at the previous episodes and realized quality has never been an issue
-s

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