Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Apr 2005.
Li'l Bastard #7
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 11 Apr 2005 - 12 Apr 2005
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What's this? Some kind of force || :
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and the little bastard || :
mocks my every move! || :
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Okay, what's the deal buddy? || :
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Well...? || :
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I see... it's like that, is it? || :
Well taste my fist, Evil one! || :
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AAAAAIIIIIEEE!!! the horror! || :
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Countless eyes stare back at me || :
from eldritch dimensions that || :
mortal man should never gaze || :
upon, lest he go mad with the || :
sheer terror of it all!!! || :
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I was going to apologize for the decline in quality, but then I looked
at the previous episodes and realized quality has never been an issue
-s
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Simon Williams said > **************************************** > ** 40 COLUMN PRODUCTIONS ** > ** presents ** > **************************************** > __________________. || : > .----------------.| || :. >|%%% ? @ @ || Shit! my || >| %%_, @ @ `,o || hand's ||() >|_. \ o ? \ || bleeding || .. >| \_ `/@ @ \/ || too! || : >| ? > \ o / || || : >| @ @\ \ %% ? || || : >| _ o %% %% @ @|| || : >| \ %%%%%% \ || ? || : >| ? %%%%%%%%%? %%|| /@ @\ || : >|@ @ %%%%%% @ @ %|| ( o )__-. || :. >| o %%? \ %%% ||&&/\___/\ \ || >| % @ @/ `%_. ||\__/\__\ \/ /-_|| > !________________!| mm/\______\___ > ------------------'""""""""""""""""""LD8 Excellent! Bravo! You've just brightened my day. > I was going to apologize for the decline in quality, but then I looked > at the previous episodes and realized quality has never been an issue > -s , /- -\ ( o )__-. < Bah! LB is an emerging classic. ,|,\___/\ \ This is for anyone who doesn't like it. \__/\__\ \/ /-_ mm/\______\
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Simon Williams wrote the following -._ >| _ o %% %% @ @|| || : >| \ %%%%%% \ || ? || : >| ? %%%%%%%%%? %%|| /@ @\ || : >|@ @ %%%%%% @ @ %|| ( o )__-. || :. >| o %%? \ %%% ||&&/\___/\ \ || >| % @ @/ `%_. ||\__/\__\ \/ /-_|| > !________________!| mm/\______\___ That was great. And text read much better than HPL. Not sure if it was because it was meant to be funny or simply becuase it was shorter than HPL text. But better. > > I was going to apologize for the decline in quality, but then I looked > at the previous episodes and realized quality has never been an issue Better than mine. OA: _Memories of Tomorrow # 0038 # Food # 3/7 # Have Burro Will Starve___ | | | With the advent of the food | | ______________ pill offering a full day's | | | ___ |-) balanced nutrition hunger is | | | (|__) |_|\__ a an all time low. | | | | _ | 00 __.-'\ | | |__________:F_P:__/.\= /--/___/-' | | \_/\_/ \_/ bd \ \ In civilized areas at least. | | | | | |_____________________________________________________________________| ######################################Fri Mar 25 2005################# -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo said >| ______________ | >| | ___ |-) | >| | (|__) |_|\__ | >| | | _ | 00 __.-'\ -eeehhhh aaaaahhhhh | >| |__________:F_P:__/.\= /_/___/-' | >| \_/\_/ \_/ bd \ \ In civilized areas at least. | ^ This doesn't seem very civilized?
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote: > That was great. And text read much better than HPL. Not sure if it > was because it was meant to be funny or simply becuase it was shorter > than HPL text. But better. I was hoping someone would get the allusion... I'm a big fan of Lovecraft, though sometimes the melodramatic prose is more entertaining than the story itself. -s _ $, .#||+| _A_ _/2 |+||+||+++| Godzilla vs. Tokyo -- ._____. |[LD8]! SIMON WILLIAMS :: LUDDITE ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED | (O) | 68K MACINTOSH SERVER http://luddite.no-ip.com !__!__! FAILURE RECORDS http://failurerecords.no-ip.com
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Simon Williams wrote the following -._ > Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> That was great. And text read much better than HPL. Not sure if it >> was because it was meant to be funny or simply becuase it was shorter >> than HPL text. But better. > > I was hoping someone would get the allusion... I'm a big fan of > Lovecraft, though sometimes the melodramatic prose is more entertaining > than the story itself. I have treid reading HPL. But I can only take him in small doses. Anything longer than four lines though makes my cheesedar go off and I have to stop. He created a greate mythos but I can't stand his writting in any extended amount. Any thing under 4 lines is gennerally good. Like short dark poetry. But a whole page of it just gets very annoying very quickly. OA: The front page I never used because it would have required me to keep two versions of the site since I am trying to avoid any dynamic content. .======. // || || / | ||(|| //||) ||)|| //)||( ||(|| (( (||) || || || || || || || || ||(|| /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ || (||) ||)|| )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( )( .--.)||( ||(|| __||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||__| |(||) || || --||----||----||----||----||----||----||----||----||--| | || || || || || || || || || || || || `--' || ||(|| /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ /||\ || (||) ||)|| /%||%\/%||%\/%||.---------------------.|%\/%||%\/%||%\ || )||( ||(|| )(||)()(||)()(||| Select Site Version ||)()(||)()(||)( || (||) || || (/||\)(/||\)(/||| .------. .-------. ||\)(/||\)(/||\) || || || || || || ||| | Kid | | Adult | || || || || || ||(|| (\||/)(\||/)(\||| | Safe | | Safe | ||/)(\||/)(\||/) || (||) ||)|| )(||)()(||)()(||| `------' `-------' ||)()(||)()(||)( || )||( ||(|| \%||%/\%||%/\%||`---------------------'|%/\%||%/\%||%/ || (||) || || \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ \||/ || || || || || || || || || || || || || .--. || ||(|| || || || || || || || || || | |(||) ||)|| __||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||____||__| |)||( ||(|| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | `--'(||) ||.|/ _|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|__|| ||_.|'.' | | | | | | | | | ||_.|'_.-' __|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|:F_P:|_.-' `` ######################################################################## -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Homer.Simpson wrote: > Faux_Pseudo said > > >>| ______________ | >>| | ___ |-) | >>| | (|__) |_|\__ | >>| | | _ | 00 __.-'\ -eeehhhh aaaaahhhhh | >>| |__________:F_P:__/.\= /_/___/-' | >>| \_/\_/ \_/ bd \ \ In civilized areas at least. | > > > ^ This doesn't seem very civilized? > Nerd Boy on skates? Anyway I agree this li'l bastard was cool. -- ABCGi - Atomic ______________________ <===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------|| Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=> |---------------------|'
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