Re: REQ: ascii chart
> This is AWESOME!!! Does anyone else have any of these too? (Particularly > humourous ones) > Haf youz seen this one b4?? The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit --------------------------------------- ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | |clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random | | dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Yes | Yes | Yes | No +------------------------------------ V | ------- V | Buy | --------------- | more | | Take whatever | |clothes| | is on top | ------- --------------- ----------------------- | | | V V | -------- No --------- ----------- | Is |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray | | it | Not sure | smell |------------->| with | | clean? |------------>| test | | deodorant | -------- --------- ----------- | Yes | "Not bad" +-------------------- | V -------------- --------- |For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | holes? |----------------->| visible?|-------- -------------- --------- | | No | No V +------------------------------ ------------- | |Place item on| | | dirty pile; | | | start over | | ------------- V --------- ------------ ---------------------- | Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes | But would you rather | |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your | --------- ------------ | eyeball than iron a | | No | No | shirt? | | | ---------------------- | | | Yes +------------------------------------------------ | V -------- Kinda ------- ----------- | Does |------------------>| Is it | No | Seek the | | it | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of | | match? |------------------>| out? | | a female | -------- ------- ----------- | Yes | Yes +-------------------------- | V ---------- | Put on | | clothes! | ---------- * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * /\ * * * * * * * * * * * ** * /#\ * * * ** * * * * * * * * /##\ * * * * * * * /\\ * * * * * /###\* * * \o/ * * ('>') * * * ** /####\* * * ** I * * * /~~~\ ** * * * * IIII * * ** / \ * * *( ) * * Christmas!! *<|=0)
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