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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 21 Nov 1996.
Re: REQ: ascii chart

Re: REQ: ascii chart

From eso...@cc.curtin.edu.au · alt.ascii-art · 21 Nov 1996 00:00 · View full thread · report
> This is AWESOME!!! Does anyone else have any of these too? (Particularly
> humourous ones)
> Haf youz seen this one b4??

             The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
            ---------------------------------------



 ----------       -----------              -------------------
| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
 ----------       -----------              -------------------
       | Yes           | Yes                | Yes       | No
       +------------------------------------            V
       |                                               -------
       V                                              |  Buy  |
   ---------------                                    |  more |
  | Take whatever |                                   |clothes|
  |   is on top   |                                    -------
   ---------------            -----------------------
       |                     |                       |
       V                     V                       |
   --------  No           ---------                -----------
  |   Is   |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh"   |  Spray    |
  |   it   | Not sure    |  smell  |------------->|   with    |
  | clean? |------------>|  test   |              | deodorant |
   --------               ---------                -----------
       | Yes                | "Not bad"
       +--------------------
       |
       V
   --------------                    ---------
  |For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they|   "I may get
  |Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |    arrested."
  |    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|--------
   --------------                    ---------         |

       | No                           | No             V
       +------------------------------            -------------
       |                                         |Place item on|
       |                                         | dirty pile; |
       |                                         | start over  |
       |                                          -------------
       V
   ---------        ------------        ----------------------
  |  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  | But would you rather |
  |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your  |
   ---------        ------------       | eyeball than iron a  |
       | No              | No          | shirt?               |
       |                 |              ----------------------
       |                 |                             | Yes
       +------------------------------------------------
       |
       V
   --------   Kinda             -------          -----------
  |  Does  |------------------>| Is it |  No    | Seek the  |
  |   it   |  "Does it what?"  |  dark |------->| advice of |
  | match? |------------------>|  out? |        | a female  |
   --------                     -------          -----------
       | Yes                      | Yes
       +--------------------------
       |
       V
   ----------
  |  Put on  |
  | clothes! |
   ----------

 *  *  *  * ** *    *   *   *   *  *   *  *   *
*   *   * /\    *  *    *  * *   *  *  *   * *   *
 ** *    /#\ *   *     *    **  *   *   *   *  *
*   * * /##\  *  *   *  * *   *  * /\\ *   *   *
 *  *  /###\*   *  *   \o/  *  *  ('>') *  *  *
  **  /####\*  *  * **  I *  * *  /~~~\ **  * *
 *  *  IIII    * * **  / \ * *  *(     )  *  *   

Christmas!!  *<|=0)

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Date: 1996/11/21
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