Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Nov 1996.
REQ: ascii chart
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 19 Nov 1996 - 21 Nov 1996
could somebody please post a handy dandy ascii chart you can email me at had...@gis.net thank you very much!
spu...@aol.com wrote:
: In article <01bbd618$0a4e8da0$99402ace@dave>, "bandicoot" <lwa...@gis.net>
: writes:
: >could somebody please post a handy dandy ascii chart you can email me at
: >had...@gis.net thank you very much!
: This one is a classic:
: ___ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ __ __ ___ ___ _ __ _____ _ _ ___
: | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) | | __| \/ | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / / _| \| |/ __|
: | _/ / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V /_||_| || | (_/|
: |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_| |_| |___/\___/|____\_/|____|_|\_|\___|
: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
: | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
: | _/ / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
: |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/
:
:
: YES ============================= NO
: +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
: | ============================= |
: V V
: +----------+ +---------+ +---------+
: | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you |
: | mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess |
: | with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it |
: +----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+
: | V | YES | NO
: | +------+ +-----------+ |
: | | HIDE | V V
: | | IT | +--------+ +-----------+
: | +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY |
: | | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
: | | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+
: | | | |________| | NO
: | | | | |
: | | | V V
: | | | +---------------+ +-----------+
: | | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE|
: | | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE |
: | | +---------------+ +-----------+
: | | | YES |
: | | v |
: | | ============================ |
: | +---->|| N O ||<---------+
: +------------>|| P R O B L E M ||
: ============================
This is AWESOME!!! Does anyone else have any of these too? (Particularly
humourous ones)
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In article <01bbd618$0a4e8da0$99402ace@dave>, "bandicoot" <lwa...@gis.net> writes: >could somebody please post a handy dandy ascii chart you can email me at >had...@gis.net thank you very much! This one is a classic: ___ ___ ___ ___ _ ___ __ __ ___ ___ _ __ _____ _ _ ___ | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) | | __| \/ | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __| | _/ / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ | |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_| |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __| | _/ / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \ |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/ YES ============================= NO +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+ | ============================= | V V +----------+ +---------+ +---------+ | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you | | mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess | | with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it | +----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+ | V | YES | NO | +------+ +-----------+ | | | HIDE | V V | | IT | +--------+ +-----------+ | +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY | | | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?| | | | |BASTARD!| +-----------+ | | | |________| | NO | | | | | | | | V V | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE| | | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | YES | | | v | | | ============================ | | +---->|| N O ||<---------+ +------------>|| P R O B L E M || ============================ -joan -- .==,_ .===,_`\ .====,_ ` \ .====,__ --- .==-,`~. \ `:`.__, --- `~~=-. \ /^^^ ...always on the go! --- `~~=. \ / `~. \ / spu...@juno.com ~. \____./ * joan stark * jgs `.=====) ___.--~~~--.__ ___\.--~~~ ~~~---.._|/ ~~~" / my ascii art gallery: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/
> This is AWESOME!!! Does anyone else have any of these too? (Particularly > humourous ones) > Haf youz seen this one b4?? The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit --------------------------------------- ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | |clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random | | dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?| ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Yes | Yes | Yes | No +------------------------------------ V | ------- V | Buy | --------------- | more | | Take whatever | |clothes| | is on top | ------- --------------- ----------------------- | | | V V | -------- No --------- ----------- | Is |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray | | it | Not sure | smell |------------->| with | | clean? |------------>| test | | deodorant | -------- --------- ----------- | Yes | "Not bad" +-------------------- | V -------------- --------- |For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get |Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested." | holes? |----------------->| visible?|-------- -------------- --------- | | No | No V +------------------------------ ------------- | |Place item on| | | dirty pile; | | | start over | | ------------- V --------- ------------ ---------------------- | Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes | But would you rather | |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your | --------- ------------ | eyeball than iron a | | No | No | shirt? | | | ---------------------- | | | Yes +------------------------------------------------ | V -------- Kinda ------- ----------- | Does |------------------>| Is it | No | Seek the | | it | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of | | match? |------------------>| out? | | a female | -------- ------- ----------- | Yes | Yes +-------------------------- | V ---------- | Put on | | clothes! | ---------- * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * /\ * * * * * * * * * * * ** * /#\ * * * ** * * * * * * * * /##\ * * * * * * * /\\ * * * * * /###\* * * \o/ * * ('>') * * * ** /####\* * * ** I * * * /~~~\ ** * * * * IIII * * ** / \ * * *( ) * * Christmas!! *<|=0)
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