Re: About the future
From Deborah Hougland <hou...@erols.com>
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· 21 Jul 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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h..o..l..y..s..h..i..t........ What can we do to prevent/combat this? Is it for real or just some message trying to express a really abstract view on our decadent western society or just some stupid spam? Weird shit, eh? -Hoogie Slave to Darkness wrote: > The Future? > > The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English > will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the > other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government > conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has > accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish'. > > In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make > the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of > the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less > letter. > > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the > troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with the 'f'. This will make words like > 'fotograf' 20% shorter. > > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments > will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a horor > to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the mes of the silent 'e'-s in > the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. > > By the 4th yar, peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as replasing the 'th' > with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz yar, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd > from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer > kombinations of leters. > > After zis fifz yar, ve vil hav a sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor > trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. > > ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU !!!
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