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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
  [ ] Me too'er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [X] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET 
  [ ] Other:


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You posted discussion to a binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You responded to an ad by posting instead of e-mail
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [X] You crossposted something that didn't need to be crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [ ] You posted religious crap/"repent" drivel to a porn group
  [X] You posted an ad to a discussion or binaries group
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the fucking FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [X] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be < or = 7
  [X] Take your shit somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,


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In article <000...@msn.com>, Ord...@msn.com (Robert Johnson) wrote:

> FREE INTERNET ACCESS!!
> 
> Hack the Planet!  Amazing Course on Audio Tape Finally reveals 
> hacking secrets formally only known by ELITE Hackers.  Anyone can do 
> it!  Tape describes STEP by STEP how to get FREE ACCOUNTS and to find 
> bugs and loopholes in your favorite systems!
> 
> ONLY $14.95.  Limited TIME offer while supplies last.
> 
> Reply by email with your name, address, and phone number and we will 
> RUSH your course
> by COD!
> 
> 
> 
> ALL REPLIES GO TO : Ord...@msn.com
> 
> 
> 
> If for some unforeseen reason there is a problem contacting the above
> REPLY TO: Har...@prism.com

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