Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Jul 2004.
Osama Found Hanged
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 22 Jul 2004 - 23 Jul 2004
In our last episode, <W1QLc.83621$Mr4.82326@pd7tw1no>, the lovely and talented max...@columbia.edu broadcast on alt.ascii-art: > Osama Bin Ladin was found hanged by two CNN journalists early > Wedensday evening. As evidence they took several photos, some of > which i have included here. As yet, this information has not hit > the headlines due to Bush wanting confirmation of his identity but > the journalists have released some early photos over the internet.. > http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. -- Lars Eighner -finger for geek code- eig...@io.com http://www.io.com/~eighner/ Well, I can count to 1024 on my fingers 'n' thumbs. But I get slapped when I reach 4, 128 or 132. --Ray Depew
Lars Eighner wrote: >> http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip > > Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. No shit? Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any old executable file they find lying around... Rowe -- HFA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- SW+++ ST- -- "I don't know, constable! This guy was weird! One minute he was asking me for all my money and and next second, he rammed himself into my cane with his face!" - Sojo, July 2K4
On Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:03:30 +0100, Rowe Rickenbacker <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote: > Lars Eighner wrote: > >>> http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip >> >> Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. > > No shit? Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any > old executable file they find lying around... Or a retard without a virus checker. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 15 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Served from a pentawatercooled dual silent Athlon 2.8 with terrabyte raid Mary had a little lamb, It walked into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse, And turned it's wool to nylon.
Peter Hucker wrote: > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote: > >> Lars Eighner wrote: >> >>>> http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip >>> >>> Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. >> >> No shit? Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any old executable >> file they find lying around... > > Or a retard without a virus checker. That virus was released, what, 2 days ago, so it's entirely likely that not everyone would have a virus checker that up to date. Nonetheless, you are right that people should keep an up to date virus checker handy. Rowe -- HFA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- SW+++ ST- -- "I don't know, constable! This guy was weird! One minute he was asking me for all my money and and next second, he rammed himself into my cane with his face!" - Sojo, July 2K4
"Rowe Rickenbacker" <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote in message news:2md...@uni-berlin.de... > Peter Hucker wrote: > > > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote: > > > >> Lars Eighner wrote: > >> > >>>> http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip > >>> > >>> Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. > >> > >> No shit? Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any old executable > >> file they find lying around... > > > > Or a retard without a virus checker. > > That virus was released, what, 2 days ago, so it's entirely likely that > not everyone would have a virus checker that up to date. Nonetheless, > you are right that people should keep an up to date virus checker handy. > Well, if you're on Mac OS 9.x (and even X.x) it'd not be ALL THAT necessary. Hehe. --- Art
Art wrote: > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote: > >> Peter Hucker wrote: >> >>>> Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any old executable file >>>> they find lying around... >>> >>> Or a retard without a virus checker. >> >> That virus was released, what, 2 days ago, so it's entirely likely >> that not everyone would have a virus checker that up to date. >> Nonetheless, you are right that people should keep an up to date >> virus checker handy. > > Well, if you're on Mac OS 9.x (and even X.x) it'd not be ALL THAT > necessary. Oh don't remind me... :( I've got a new iBook and I deleted my Mac partitions to try Linux, but it didn't work, and I can't find an ISO of OS/X to install on it... they're all DMGs. It's really frustrating and now my iBook lies dead and empty on my desk, �800 wasted unless I buy a new copy of OS/X! Rowe (any suggestions would be appreciated, by the way ;-) ) -- HFA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- SW+++ ST- -- "I don't know, constable! This guy was weird! One minute he was asking me for all my money and and next second, he rammed himself into my cane with his face!" - Sojo, July 2K4
On Fri, 23 Jul 2004 13:42:32 -0500, Art <art...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > "Rowe Rickenbacker" <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote in message > news:2md...@uni-berlin.de... >> Peter Hucker wrote: >> >> > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote: >> > >> >> Lars Eighner wrote: >> >> >> >>>> http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/OsamaFoundDead.zip >> >>> >> >>> Warning Windoze Weenies: contains a virus. >> >> >> >> No shit? Thank god I'm not a retard who opens any old executable >> >> file they find lying around... >> > >> > Or a retard without a virus checker. >> >> That virus was released, what, 2 days ago, so it's entirely likely that >> not everyone would have a virus checker that up to date. Nonetheless, >> you are right that people should keep an up to date virus checker handy. >> > Well, if you're on Mac OS 9.x (and even X.x) it'd not be ALL THAT necessary. > Hehe. And if we were all on Mac OS, the viruses would be for that instead. -- *****TWO BABY CONURES***** 15 parrots and increasing http://www.petersparrots.com 93 silly video clips http://www.insanevideoclips.com 1259 digital photos http://www.petersphotos.com Served from a pentawatercooled dual silent Athlon 2.8 with terrabyte raid A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day. "What for?" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court. That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
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