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 One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not find-
 ing his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to
 check her bedroom.

 He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also
 come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked,  
           /\,%,_    heavily into the act of lovemaking.
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         _.-"%%|//%     Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents
       .'  .-"  /%%%     continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches
   _.-'_.-" 0)   \%%%     and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy,
  /.\.'           \%%%     can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"
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   `"---"~`\   _,*'\%%'   _,--""""-,%%,  "Of course, Son, we're family."
            )*^     `""~~`          \%%%,
          _/                         \%%%   So Billy climbs on and after 
      _.-`/                           |%%,___     a few more minutes his
  _.-"   /      ,           ,        ,|%%   .`\   mother starts moaning 
 /\     /      /             `\       \%'   \ /   and writhing wildly.
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  `"` /-.,_ /'      `~"----"~    `\     \          "Hang on Dad!", cries
jgs   \___,'                       \.-"`/   Billy, "this is where me and
                                    `--'  the mailman usually fall off!"

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